Men… are you constantly being hit on by homosexuals?

Has this ever happened to you? You walk in to a bar and your butt cheeks begin to heat up. I mean literally, you feel a burning sensation in your rear end. You look back to check what’s going on and to your surprise you see a gay guy looking you up and down as you were some piece of meat. You try to leave the unpleasant situation only to find another homosexual salivating at your rear end.

Women… are you having a hard time finding that perfect guy?

You meet a nice guy, tall, dark, and handsome. He complements you on your dress, your shoes and hair. He holds great conversations that are incredibly stimulating. This is the perfect guy you say! You suspect that this might be a bate and switch. Who says that all good ones are taken or gay? Well SURPRISE! This one is and he’s GAY. What a Bummer!!!

But have no fear! Gay Be Gone is here!

Gay Be Gone is a scientifically developed liquid formula packaged conveniently in a pocket or purse sized spray bottle. Just one spray is all you need to keep those gays at bay or to turn that perfect gay guy in to a perfect strait one.

Guys, spray some on yourself before you enter a night club or bar and become completely invisible to all the gay eyeballs. Gay Be Gone is completely odor free so you will never attract any suspicion that you prefer a homo-free environment.

Sorry girls! This doesn’t work on hot lipstick lesbians. There are no current plans to change this.