The Problem

Men… are you constantly being hit on by homosexuals?

Has this ever happened to you? You walk in to a bar and your butt cheeks begin to heat up. I mean literally, you feel a burning sensation in your rear end. You look back to check what’s going on and to your surprise you see a gay guy looking you up and down as you were some piece of meat. You try to leave the unpleasant situation only to find another homosexual salivating at your rear end.

Women… are you having a hard time finding that perfect guy?

You meet a nice guy, tall, dark, and handsome. He complements you on your dress, your shoes and hair. He holds great conversations that are incredibly stimulating. This is the perfect guy you say! You suspect that this might be a bate and switch. Who says that all good ones are taken or gay? Well SURPRISE! This one is and he’s GAY. What a Bummer!!!

The Solution

But don’t feel sad or frustrated any more!

Gay Be Gone is Here!

Gay Be Gone is a scientifically developed liquid formula packaged conveniently in a pocket or purse sized spray bottle. Just one spray is all you need to keep those gays at bay or to turn that perfect gay guy in to a perfect strait one.

Guys, spray some on yourself before you enter a night club or bar and become completely invisible to all the gay eyeballs. Gay Be Gone is completely odor free so you will never attract any suspicion that you prefer a homo-free environment.

	Works on men and women (butch lesbians may need a few extra squirts)
	Turns homosexuals in to heterosexuals
	Works as a gay repellent if applied to a heterosexual
	Lasts up to 7 days
	Will not stain clothes
	100% organic and biodegradable ingredients
	Never tested on animals (we couldn’t find any gay ones)
	Proudly manufactured by strait folks in the USA